fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

-humaankameleonn

(via todolightinginneverland)

Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
        have
                legs

(Source: isabelthespy, via todolightinginneverland)

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

qualityovrquantity:

sometimes i get the feeling that i’m not living up to my full potential, and am disgracing the person i could be by staying as the person i am.

(via minhhhh)

• Me:Matt, tell me a story
• Matt:Once upon a time, there was a boy named Matt. And he was playing a game of golf. And it was really hard. Oh shit. Oh shit! OH SHIT!!!

whitetiffany:

its so hard to care this late in the school year

(via tropicaljews)

legitimately, the best episode ever oh house was the one where he and amber were hit in a bus by a truck and you spend the whole episode trying to find out who this woman house is hallucinating about it/then finding amber and omg.

the cd i currently have in my car is a mix of country songs, ke$ha-type songs, and jason mraz-type songs.